So I went to the circus! And I took my camera! Here are the results:

This was the trapeze artist, who was really cool. I was expecting more trapeze work from the circus (IT'S THE RUSSIAN CIRCUS!) but she was really cool.



Clowns! Their routine was that of a bad magician. He was making a rabbit disappear by handing the entire scarf, with the rabbit in the scarf, to his assistant, while she ran away.

This was just before he balanced the chairs off his cigar!


They had lots of animal acts... but the bears made me kind of sad. Training dogs and foxes and rabbits and sea lions is one thing (dogs are domesticated, and seal lions seem pretty trainable), but bears aren't supposed to walk on their back legs. Anything that you have to put a muzzle on to keep it from biting you shouldn't be trained to ride a bicycle.

Tight-rope walker. Also very cool. I wanted there to be more of this.

Poodles!

The itty-bitty poodle jumping over two bigger poodles!

Hoola-hoop lady.

Revenge for women all over Russia.

Ok, so this was pretty racist. All of the performers were white, except for the final group, which runs out to tribal African music, where their entire act is climbing this pole that has a banana at the top of it. By pretty racist, I mean it was REALLY racist. Cool, but racist.

This was the emcee... or the host... or whatever he's called. He reminded me of the guy from Mario Party.